Don't go getting all jealous!

I love water bottles - it's really no secret. But I do restrain myself from buying too many.

I came home today to find this homemade, one-of-a-kind water bottle in the cup cupboard.

 Sorry, I'm not sharing!

Specs:

*Recyclable and refillable

* Hand strap for ultimate portability

* Lid lock - the lid is screwed onto the duct-taped tag - I'll never drop that baby!

* Silver (matches almost everything)

*Reinforced plastic - makes it just that much more durable

In conclusion, I have only 1 thing to say...........

You might be a redneck if..........